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Get over yourselves.
This kid looks like Satan…
I hate it when people think that their offspring is the cutest thing in the world. Like, “OMG MY BABY IS SO FUCKING CUTE I AM GOING TO USE A PICTURE OF IT AS MY PROFILE PICTURE ON FACEBOOK, MYSPACE, & CUNTWAFFLESAREUSPLACE.” Get over yourselves. Just because you had the wherewithal to fuck and reproduce does not mean that your child is the best thing to ever happen to earth. Far from it. All it means is that you are douchebags who THINK that your child is the best thing on earth and annoy the rest of us by trying to make us THINK so too. Well, I don’t. And I never will. When and if I have children, and they are fucking ugly, I will know and I will proudly share it with the world. I won’t blind myself to the fact that I have terrible genetics and my kid looks like a fucking ware-pig. I especially won’t use my child’s image as my own image on a social networking site. I have the same reproductive capabilities as everyone else, I don’t need to boast about how great looking my offspring is, especially when it isn’t.
