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toilet hugs
sometimes, randomly and without warning, i wake up sick to my stomach and spend the next two or so hours dry heaving in the bathroom. nothing comes up, i feel terrible, and i can’t sleep. typically, i fall asleep after five or so trips to the bathroom, wake up, and feel like i’ve been hit by a truck. today, i’ve had the fortune of having this happen. at least i didn’t have to open today.
